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Subject: ME WANT COFFEE

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male
buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."

The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian
a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp,
turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of animal
to splatter everywhere, then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand
pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the
counter and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."

The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess
from yesterday. What the heck was all that about, anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me training for upper
management position: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull,
leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."

SMILE AND HAVE A NICE DAY!

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