R. Martin
Usenet User
Registered: Not Yet
Location:
Posts: N/A |
Re: Keeping the Tech Edge
leslie wrote:
>
> http://www.siliconvalley.com/mld/si...ey/10431846.htm
> MercuryNews.com | 12/16/2004 | Keeping the tech edge
>
> "...The report also calls for streamlining immigration laws so foreign
> math and science graduates can more easily come to the United States.
>
> To encourage more U.S. students to study math and science, the report
> proposed a national science and engineering scholarship fund that
> offers tax credits to companies that contribute, plus the creation of
> at least 5,000 ``portable graduate fellowships'' that would fund
> research in emerging fields.
How about making scientists exempt from income taxes? Of course,
tax lawyers would figure out ways to get everyone with enough money
reclassified as scientists, especially tax lawyers. ;-)
>
> Some panelists even suggested finding ways for universities to recruit
> top high school math and science students the way they recruit
> football players..."
This isn't rocket science, people. Provide them with sex, just like
they do for football players. :-) Then make sure that they can make
a million dollars a year without even finishing their degrees or being
the best at what they do (the best get $10 million+), along with more
sex, just like pro athletes.
>
> But don't make any changes that would allow U.S. students to make more
> than a McJob worker.
You got that right. And don't do anything to make things better for
people who are already scientists.
>
> The elite just want to make sure that there are enough techies available
> to draft into the military to protect their gold-plated asses.
>
I don't think those are the people they want protecting their asses.
The students they are after for that job are the ones good at video
games. On the news the other night they showed a big semi full of
training simulators being driven around to high schools by military
recruiters, with apparently eager students trying their hands at the
biggest Nintendos they've ever had. The students they want in the
sciences will be the ones to build the weapons systems that the
gamers who get drafted will then be using to protect gold-plated
asses. Unfortunately, as our so-called leaders are finding out,
there still needs to be boots on the ground as they say, and there
are no video games capable of dealing with a big car bombs.
Cheers,
Russell
--
All too often the study of data requires care.
Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged
|