Lawrence Glickman
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Re: O'Reilly In Brouhaha Over Jews' Opposition to Christmas
On Sat, 11 Dec 2004 11:23:28 -0500, Pennsylvania Dutch
<PennsylvaniaDutch@mail2usa.com> wrote:
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>> I had rhinoplasty after I had my nose broken in high school.
>
>How did you break it...trying to get under your rabbi's desk... ))))))))
I'll tell you how I broke it, since you ask. Somebody else actually
did the deed. I had hit a home run to Center Field on the baseball
diamond. I had whacked the ball ( hardball IIRC ) pretty damn hard,
and sent it into orbit.
When I was coming across home plate, I looked up and caught the ball
square between the eyes, and went down cold in a pool of muddy blood.
I was hauled off to the hospital by ambulance where it was *set* until
cosmetic surgery came along later and gave me a nose that women swoon
at.
> And I'm
>> betting I am also whiter than you are.
>
>Hey there are fat, soft little blonde haired jews like Henry Kissinger
Yep
>and Jewie Lieberman running around
he's not as fat as Henry
>...of course the nose thing and the
>beady little rat eyes are hard to hide...of course in your case contacts
>and a rhinoplasty and a name change to Miller or Smith might help...did
>you know that the second most common jew name in the US is
>Miller... )))))))
I have very handsome Hazel eyes, am 5 foot 10 inches tall, weigh 212
pounds, and have NO Fear.
I also have an *attitude* that surfaces from time to time; you may
want to consult my local police station about that.
Glickman is the name I was given, and the one I shall wear forever.
It's translation into English is roughly Glick=Lucky, man=man, so
Lucky Man.
Now, the question punk, is do YOU feel Lucky?
Lg
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